February 16, 1942: The Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il is born.

Comrade Kim Jong-Il, leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (조선민주주의인민공화국), was born to the Great Leader, Kim Il-Sung, the founder of our powerful and glorious nation, and his wife Kim Jong-Suk. He was born in a secret camp on Baekdu Mountain, Samjiyon, to continue the legacy of the most patriotic family in perhaps the history of mankind, including his mother and father, both communist leaders who fought for the independence of Korea, and his grandfather Kim Hyong-jik, the great anti-Japanese revolutionary. 

At the time of Comrade Kim Jong-Il’s birth, a double rainbow was visible in the sky, which heralded the fateful birth of DPRK’s next brilliant and merciful leader who would head Korea’s resistance against the nuclear threats of American imperialist pigs. 

Throughout his childhood and adolescence, Comrade Kim Jong-Il was active in instructing his fellow youth of the nation in the dogmas of Marxism and Leninism, proving himself to be a competent organizer even at a young age. At age twenty-two, he began work for the Worker’s Party. He was vital in rooting out the anti-Party ideas (spread by Western insurgents) that ran rampant throughout the country, corrupting the youth; he also visited factories and farms very often to better formulate the Party’s plans to increase industrial and agricultural efficiency. In fact, Comrade Kim Jong-Il rarely had time of the day to spare for his own leisure, for he was always occupied with bettering the state of the Party and beloved DPRK. 

By the time he was thirty, party members and the Korean people had begun to call him “dear leader” and “intelligent leader” out of their great awe for his amazing achievements which he had accomplished at such a young age. In 1994, just as Korea was undergoing vital reunification steps with South Korea, the benevolent father of the Korean people Kim Il-Sung died, leaving his esteemed son to take the mantle and continue his father’s great but unfinished work. Great Comrade Kim Jong-Il’s own successor, Kim Jong-un, has inherited his father and grandfather’s virtue, character, intelligence, and courage in the face of imperialism.

It is indisputable that, because the Great Leader’s heart was so full of unmatched devotion and love for his people, it was the burden that he eventually succumbed to. The Great Leader KIM JONG-IL will always be with us! Long live REUNIFIED KOREA!